I'VE GOT AMANDA FUCKING PALMER FEVER!

dün müydü, dündü evet, bi anda, hey ben amada palmer'la uzun zamandır ilgilenmedim, hemen yetişmeliyim, gidip albümünü indirmeliyim hissiyatına kapılıp gidip blogunu okudum, bi güzel reader'ıma ekledim, bi posta kıskandım, albümünü indirmeye çalıştım (ki hala inmedi delirciğm)


Amanda Palmer - amanda arranges a breakfast summit with liz phair, bjork, tori amos, courtney love, pink and avril to hear their individual reflections on signing with a major label

(dinleyebiliyoruz ama indiremiyoruz ne hikmetse. en yakın zamanda sorunu çözmeye çalışacağım.)

ama cidden zuun zamandır bu kadar eğlenceli bişey ne gördüm ne duydum. şarkı sözleri de anladığım kadarıyla şöle bişey:

liz had practice
bjork flew from paris
ani said she'd try to make it
courtney flirted with the waitress
pink brought her accountant
who hid out in the bathroom
tori ordered eggs and bacon
avril said she wasnt eating

i said, so the purpose of this meeting
and thank you all for coming
i understand we're extremely busy
people to make, people to see
just to get you all in one place at one time
i've briefed you all on our situation
so let's hear your thoughts, who'd like to speak
and i expect your total honesty

liz phair?
and liz says take the money and run
bjiork says just make sure you had fun
and avril says this isn't any fun
i can't relate to anyone
and courtney says yeah? try kicking heroin
and pink says leave the kid alone
and i say girls girls settle down
lets conduct ourselves like ladies

shall we?
lets start again;
then i turned to ani
i said, ani dont hate me
we found a major label
we think they're pretty stable
ani said, don't quote me
they're all wolves in sheep's clothing
you'll regret it when you get a bit older
don't come crying on my fucking shoulder

i said but look at tori
nine records strong and pretty happy
right tori?
but tori just ignored me
so i turned to bjork but
courtney cut me off
she said, hey kid ive been around the block
they'll rape you and it's torture

then liz says, take the money and run
bjork says, once youre rich its no fun
avril says, you can say that again
all i want is to go back home
and courtney says yeah? try kicking methadone
and pink said, leave the kid alone
and i said, girls, girls, settle down
let's conduct ourselves like ladies

shall we?
let's start again;
can we please stick to the subject
here we are all grownups mostly
can i get an answer?
some kind of concensus?
avril looks at courtney
courtney looks at tori
tori looks at ani
ani shrugs her shoulders at me

bjork turns to pink
who is ordering a drink
and im starting to think
this meeting was a big mistake
i said, okay, i know, i know
you all have planes, you all have to go
but please i'm asking you one final time
what do you think, do you think we should sign?

ani turns red, bjork shakes her head
tori says, yes, pink drops her glass
avril says, sign it,
courtney says, fuck it
tori says shut up,
courtney says, make me
i say ladies, ladies, what is this,
sixth fucking grade?
can't we all just get along and agree
can i get an answer before you all leave?


And Liz says "Take the money and run"
Bjork said "Take the money and run"
Tori says "Take the money and run"
Courntey says "Take the money and run"
Avril says "take ...
*wrong banging* hold on... It goes to the major
"Take the money and run"
Avril says "Take the money and run"
Pink says "Take the money and run"
Ani says "Take the money and run"
Ani says "I'll love you anyway,
amanda, you write brilliant songs...